It's Talk Like a Pirate Day Today!

Ahoy, there, me maties! Is it bedtime stories ye be wantin'? Then mark me words, there'll be plunderin' pirates lurking in every cove--waitin' to board, so keep yer ruddy hands on board and stay closen together and listen to Captain Bogg and Salty and do the Pegleg Tango!! (Per me Shipmate and Cap'n Daniel!)
Ye Feller Skallywagg, Auntibeck